Sunday, April 26, 2009

Every human is already beautifull....


"I am not a lesbian (not that there is anything wrong with that) but I think that watching a woman dress up is so sexy. I suspect this is true of most of us and goes back to the time when we watched goggle-eyed as our mothers draped silk saris & pearls, perfumed & powdered themselves to the accompaniment of tinkling anklets & bangles. There is a certain self-absorption that comes over us women when we face the mirror. We cock our eyebrows, rub our lips together to smooth our lipstick & flick away a fallen lash. We preen, in other words, like many the splendoured peacocks that we are......"
"....of all the questions that we women pose to each other, can any be more vexing & delicious than "what are you going to wear?""

.........Shoba Narayan, Mint Lounge, Saturday, 25/04/2009

and further she goes on, explaining her current favourite beauty product, which is a cleansing powder in which 'Nightingale droppings' is the main ingrediant!! And belive me she loves it so dearly that she went on to write an article on that!! In that article she discussed about Pegion Poop. Pegion's Poop....yeah pegion's poop & Nightingale droppings are the rage among girls these days!!! ha ha...

The other day, one of my friend was discussing about ironing her hair....ohhh hooo.... People struggle to iron their clothes, and here they are talking about ironing hair!

Once, a guy disliked a girl coz she was short. Girl wore stilletos & achieved height.
She was dark & guy wanted a fair girl. Girl used 'Maybelline Fairness Compact Powder" & some wierd combination & she became vibrant!!
Guy still disliked the girl coz she was squint. Girl bought Gucci Glares, some lenses & looked good.
Her facial Skin Sagged, she took buttox!
she looked plump, she went for lyposuction!!
She was deshaped & guy told straight on her face. She went for the implants.
Further on she went for bleaching her teeth, hair; manicure, pedicure, coloring, straightening, curling, facial, abdominoplasty, anti-aging, anti-wrinkle..... Guy finally said yes & by that time the had girl won many admirers, lovers & the guy lost her!! & I am wondering what options do the guys have ??? ha ha.... they have brains :P

'Make up & doing up' has won many things/applauds for women & women go crazy for that. So crazy women are, that they are up with the compiled lists of LING0s used for 'make up':

Make up Lingo goes like this:

FOTD = Face of the day
l/s = lipstick
l/g = lipgloss
MSF = Mineralize Skin Finish
MES = Mineralize Eye Shadow
MUFE = Make Up For Ever
PP = Paintpot
TFSI = Too Faced Shadow Insurance
MUG = Make Up Geek
M/A: Mascara
e/s = eye shadow
MUA = Make Up Artist
MAC = Makeup Artist Cosmetics
UDPP = Urban Decay Primer Potion
SS = shade stick
CCO = cosmetics company outlet
CS = Costal Scents (website that sells makeup and brushes)
BOGO = buy one get one (usually half off or free)
LOTD = look of the day
EOTD = Eye of the day
EOTN/FOTN/LOTN = Eye/Face/Look Of The Night
EDM = Everyday Minerals
BE = Bare Escentuals (right?) - yes!
MMU = Mineral Make Up
BN = Ben Nye
p/p- paintpot
UD- urban decay
BM- Bare minerals
BFTE- Beauty from the earth (website that sells makeup)
PL- Pure Luxe (cosmetic brand sell online)
P&P- prep and prime
e/l= eye liner
l/s=lip stick
l/g=lip gloss
YLBB= your lips but better
CCB=Cream Color Base
TM= Tinted Moisturizer
LE = Limited Edition
DC = Discontinued
REG = Regular
PRO = Refers to MAC Pro products
MSF = Mineralize SkinFinish
MES = Mineralize EyeShadow
mufe = make up for ever

I have lost my head to read so much about the girls' first love! They love themselves & their 'doing up kit' the most! I am true to my soul, I have seen them crying for their beloved bangles & anklets. Fighting for their pearl necklace! I wish some girl loved me the way they love their bangles!! Ha ha...... Now I am sure that the girl I love, loves herself more than I do. I am never, I have never been their in her priority list. It's just her her creams, balms, glosses, colors, bangles, anklets, chains & similar shit stuff.

Whatever, whatever..... Every woman deserves to be appreciated, respected, and admired. When a woman improves her appearance, an amazing thing happens..............

may be that's why we guys are in love with you!

But hey girls, bring some brains for us to love you more, continuously & uninterrupted.........Phewwww...



.......Every human is already beautifull......

2 comments:

Phoenix said...

Wow, this post could well have been in greek. It was so from another world! :P

Passionate said...

Thank you!! Thank you!! :)